After more teenage pregnancies than I care to admit, I am officially off Tinder and looking for a more permanent match. I used to be the busiest teen mom in the tri-county area. My schedule was chaos. It was just me, screaming babies, and zero sleep. Now? I am unemployed, debt-free, and officially spayed. The factory is closed. The manager has left the building.

What I Want in a Home:
– Indoor only: Absolutely no more outdoor adventures. I have seen enough of the wild.
– No kids/No more babies: I have raised enough freeloaders in my short life. I prefer a quiet human who respects personal space.
– Luxury accommodations: A soft blanket, a sunny spot on the rug, and a food bowl that is never empty.

My Hobbies:
– Staring blankly at the wall in sweet, stress-free silence.
– Sleeping for 18 hours straight without a single tiny paw tapping my face.
– Eating snacks without anyone trying to steal them.

I am ready to trade my wild youth for a permanent position as a professional house ornament. Adopt me and let me finally watch daytime TV in peace.

• Listing ID: 34325
• Sex: Female
• Breed: Domestic Med
• Age: 1
• Spay/Neuter: Spayed
• Microchip: Yes
• Vaccinations: Up-to-Date
• Age Group: 6 months to 2 years